Funny stuff about John Frusciante

* Can make buckets sexy and has been since 2003
* It's also a widely known fact that John Frusciante is cooler than everybody, including you and your mom.
* Is the God of the guitar world.
* Frusciante is 8 million times better at playing guitar than Dave Navarro (John is also 9 million times hotter).and navarro smells like crack
* Can actually hit a high note, unlike Justin Timberlake who was born either a woman or a unik
* He cuts his hair for Locks of Love. It's rumored that if one touches a Frusciante wig, miracles happen.
* The coolest Italian-American ever. Take that Frank Sinatra and Al Capone.
* He also had long beautiful, long, curly hair but recently killed it and by shaving his head. But as said earlier it went to lock of love and fans get the pleasure of watching it grow back like a Chia Pet.